Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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