Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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