How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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