hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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