Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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