How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
