its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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