being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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