do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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