The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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