Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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