I skipped work to stalk him.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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