Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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