belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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