Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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