Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize