Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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