My nipple is on Facebook.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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