carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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