All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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