it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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