Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Randomize
