i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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