In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Randomize
