remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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