I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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