you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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