I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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