Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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