Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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