some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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