Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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