shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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