Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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