spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I touched a dick in church today
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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