well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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