She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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