I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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