I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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