Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
