hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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