I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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