Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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