hell yes lets make some ravioli
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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