O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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