you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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