yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
where does the pee come out of this thing
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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