ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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