please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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