I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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