super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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