he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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