i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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